believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

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ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect

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castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up
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jimmyvalmers:

straight “allies”

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letterstomycountry:

In case you missed it, Hong Kong is blowing up with civil unrest as tens of thousands took to the streets over the weekend to protest for greater Democracy and transparency in elections.

(Photo via NBC / Xaume Olleros / AFP - Getty Images at link above)

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floorboreds:

at night: everything is crashing around me. nothing has any meaning

in the morning: Whatever I Am Great

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interrobangphan:

anyanka-eg:

roachpatrol:

these snakes are prettier than most people

The last one looks positively chipper and glad to be alive

I saw the first one and I was like It’s another Slytherin pride post, hell yeah and then I saw the rest and now I’m like SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES! BECAUSE HOW CAN ANYONE HATE SNAKES WHEN THEY’RE THAT PRETTY?!

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